God is love but Satan does that thing with his tounge that you love

Ask

(via narcotic)

(via gnarly)

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leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(Source: anus, via another-teenidle)

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(Source: ohsopeachykeen, via narcotic)

alittle-mongoosey:

cynicalslut666:

IM DEAD

the fuck, i cant even go cross eyed

alittle-mongoosey:

cynicalslut666:

IM DEAD

the fuck, i cant even go cross eyed

(via maggiemay12)

(Source: etherealizing, via manda)

summer-meighan:

John Green in his toast at his brother’s wedding.

(Source: youve-got-your-love-online, via heyfunniest)

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(Source: behaave, via narcotic)

nutthing:

r u from europe because europiece of shit

(Source: phineasomg, via lubricates)

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oalat:

how do you people do this like?? this took me three hours damn

oalat:

how do you people do this like?? this took me three hours damn

(via narcotic)

danimansutti:

livefastdieyoungalways:

this bitch lives in my town. thats so funny

Hey I ain’t no bitch

danimansutti:

livefastdieyoungalways:

this bitch lives in my town. thats so funny

Hey I ain’t no bitch

(via danimansutti)

(Source: tinderboyz, via lubricates)

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yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

image

(via lubricates)

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When I was little
I told my dad I stubbed my toe
So he told me to bite my finger
Until I forget about the toe
And was only thinking of the finger

To take one pain away by focusing on another

It actually sounds quite similar
To something I do now

c.k.  (via fuckinq)

(Source: sometimestheysayitbetter, via narcotic)

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