God is love but Satan does that thing with his tounge that you love

Ask

fvming:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

(Source: fvming, via lubricates)

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via pizza)

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shadyfriend:

today my nephew (who’s recently decided that he’s a wizard) came round and showed me his book of spells (a folded a4 piece of paper) - i looked at it expecting to see spells to turn people into frogs and to make you fly etc but the only thing he’d written was a spell to make people smile
and i think he must be a wizard because i smiled pretty big

(via manda)

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dandelionboyy:

The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys

(via lubricates)

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life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

(Source: michaxl, via pizza)

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egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

(via lubricates)

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mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

(Source: s-gellar, via thetumblr-thisisatumblr)

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tugbutt:

ohshititsgreg:

*friendly boner*

broner

(via lubricates)

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thesimplisticlove:

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thesimplisticlove:

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(Source: vxsn)

cempai:

why want the d when you can have the p

image

(via lubricates)

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aazizam:

blvckgoldenn:

Angelina Jolie is everything.

Love her

aazizam:

blvckgoldenn:

Angelina Jolie is everything.

Love her

(via lolsofunny)

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Pharrell on his time working at McDonald’s

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