God is love but Satan does that thing with his tounge that you love

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andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

(via lubricates)

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sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via lubricates)

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hellabloggin:

yes hello id like to buy this painting!! its just so beautiful. ive fallen in love and i have to have it. how much is it??? wait. what do you mean thats a mirror

(via lubricates)

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video games don’t make us violent, lag does

(Source: wificrisis, via another-teenidle)

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nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

(Source: andrewbelami, via lubricates)

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indagoho:

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

you are skinny, hot and delicious

indagoho:

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

you are skinny, hot and delicious

(Source: myheadisloud, via laugh-addict)

wreckedteens:

When people try asking you about the future and your plans for college and you’re just like

image

(via lubricates)

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filthe:

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

(via pizza)

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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(Source: factota, via pizza)

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(Source: justfuckthatshit, via pizza)

michaxl:

smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness

(Source: michaxl, via pizza)

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vanillish:

coming out to my parents as a cheetah girl

(via manda)

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wetmyplants:

Oops silly potato

wetmyplants:

Oops silly potato

(Source: hamtaryo, via lubricates)

(Source: kurohana1401, via lubricates)

gnarly:

guess im gonna be tasting some pepsi cola tonight ;))

gnarly:

guess im gonna be tasting some pepsi cola tonight ;))

(via sex-thrill)